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Spring Break Vasectomy

by The Ron Titter Band

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Spring Break vasectomy
Netflix and frozen peas
Cut me off at the Bs
Spring Break vasectomy

Judy took the kids to go snowboarding at Breckenridge
For once I had the house all to myself
So I called my buddy Dan
Whom Judy cannot stand
And we took that four-day weekend off the shelf

We weren’t content to drink beer and watch kickboxing
Our old fish stories bore a funny smell
We got deep in our cups
And that’s when it came up
Let’s go get sterilized and never tell

My buddy Dan and I
We got vasectomized
It was a 2 for 1
To snip our batter guns

Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

Truth be told, Judy says I’m dull and old
Lord knows I’ve failed at granting all her wishes
There ain’t no princely sum, just two guys acting dumb
With no more hot dog water for the missus

Spring Break vasectomy
Pain pills and UFC
So long to spilling seeds
Spring Break vasectomy
Fare thee well, deferens-ees
Spring break vasectomy!

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released January 20, 2020
Written by G. Beets, D. Wyatt and RTB
Recorded December 8, 2019 at Ameripolitan Studios, Austin TX
Cris Burns, Engineer

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